So this morning I was feeling lazy, and did not want to make my own coffee. Well, I need coffee to survive, so I finally got my butt out of bed, because Starbucks does not deliver (which I do not see why not, they would make so much more money and it would be awesome, and everyone would benefit from this, I’m sure of it) and its also cold, like so cold that I have to not wear my pajamas to get this coffee, because I would freeze. So once I put on some warm clothes I throw on a jacket and put the hood on because my hair, looked very special, and by special I mean awful. It was just bad. So I brave the cold for this coffee finally. I get there and it happens to be the guy whom I think is nice and is good at making coffee. So I tell him what I want and he is being nice, he says something about football, and I give him a look that is probably a mix between “does it look like a care about football/ what the crap did you just say” because 1) I’m not a fan of football and 2) I still do not know what he said. So he says I guess you’re not a fan of OSU. And I’m not, I’m a Texan, I inform him of this and he stops trying to flirt with me. Well, I see where your priorities are. Thank you Starbucks Guy for the coffee and your kindness. I am greatly appreciative of your coffee but your conversation skills need some work.